Rambo's Back and He's Had Cosmetic Surgery

Rambo's back and there will be blood - The Boston Globe: A better headline would be "Rambo's Back and He's Had Cosmetic Surgery" or "Rambo's Back and He's BE-A-U-TIFUL."

The Face of Power

It's nice to know that whoever the next president is (sans Hillary), they have metrosexual written all over their face. I can accept foundation is a way to make you look human under heavy lights but once you add camouflage concealer you're using maybelline for men.

Blood pen

Here's something useful you can do with all that fluid that seeps out of you after liposuction: Blood pen.

Bling Your Invisalign

Thanks to Tiffany Edwards and her company Jawels you can now add bling to your invisalign. As a person who has spent countless hours blasting food bits from his braces I can honestly say I don't understand this fashion statement. Unless you're five inches away from the person's mouth the little jewels look like yesterday's breakfast stuck to your teeth.