Breast Implants for Men

There is no doubt that plastic surgery is a form of body modification just like cutting your hair, tattoos, or getting braces. But we all differ when it comes to drawing that fine line between what's allowable and what isn't.

Case in point: Lane Jensen (lanejensen.com).

Just recently Lane decided to get breast implants for the little woman tattooed on his leg. As much as I like tattoo art, I'm not a fan of tattoos - much like injectable fillers they don't age well. But that's a moot point. Putting little breast implants into your already chicken-like legs just isn't a good look. If I were forced to put little boobies in any part of my body it wouldn't be in the middle of my spindly prison legs. Sorry Lane - your legs are no better.

For better or worse Lane's body rejected the little tiddy bitties and he had them removed. Maybe next time he should have a medical doctor insert them properly and not a doctor of divinity (or whatever clearance you need to be a body mod specialist).

As a side note: if I were to get breast implants for the tattoo on my leg I would at least shave that leg. There is nothing less sexy than a pair of hairy breasts.

Can Joan Collins Shut Her Eyes?

Joan Collins looks good for being in her 70s but this recent photo of her is a little scary. Can your skin be tightened to such a point that you can't close your eyes?

Photo Credit - www.dailymail.co.uk

Paris Hilton Meet Mr. Meaty

I can only hope someone has taken Photoshop to this picture of Paris Hilton because she looks just like a character from the Nickelodeon show "Mr. Meaty". Quite honestly she even has her bangs styled the same way. Put a little eyeliner on the muppet and the resemblance would be scary.

Photo Credit - www.nick.com

Joan Van Ark - Yikes!

Joan Van Ark is looking a little worse for the wear these days. Although the picture on the right is re-touched there's obviously some issues with her current look. Besides for being st etched a little too tight (strange wrinkles under her right eye) the bottom of her face is worn. Maybe one to many laser treatments on top of years of injectables?

When Second Puberty Strikes

This might not be plastic surgery related but... for any man who has gone through "second puberty" in life it's hysterical. I'm glad I'm not the only one disgusted by nose and ear hair growth in mid-life. Although it's an ad for Norelco Razors they've done a great job making fun of the subject matter. Watch the video below.

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The Santa Clause 3

My daughter rented "The Santa Clause 3" tonight - much better than the originial movie. What I found more surprising than the quality of the movie though was the amount of plastic surgery in the movie.

Not sure when I last saw Judge Reinhold but it appears he's had his fair share of botox lately. On top of that he might have had some fat injections and fillers to plump out his face. He looks a little unnatural.

Ann-Margret - who I've always been a fan of - has had some form of facelift. Her jowl area isn't as soft as years gone by. I can't say she looks worse for the surgery but with the amount of makeup they have her wearing it seemed very obvious that her skin has been pulled fairly tight. Elizabeth Mitchell looks great but there's something plastic about her nose - it looks a little too perfect. Maybe she's had a few shots of botox too from the looks of her forehead.

Michael Jackson on the Cover of Ebony

There's no doubt Michael Jackson cleans up well (with the right amount of makeup and lighting). I bet you could do the same with a cadaver. What amazes me even more than his complexion is the width of his nose. It's barely a sliver of it's former self.

Joe Pantoliano: Intriguing Septum

Joe Pantoliano looks good these days (I assume because of a little plastic surgery). I don't remember his nose being oversized years ago but from the side it looks like he's had a rhinoplasty. Besides for being fairly refined at the tip he has an intriguing septum that curls into his nose.

Photo Credit - People Magazine

Joan Rivers & Max Headroom: Uncanny

I'm not sure where Joan is heading with her look these days but she's about three injections short of Max Headroom. Having said that - Max has at least one wrinkle on his forehead.

Photo Credit - WENN