Rambo's Back and He's Had Cosmetic Surgery

Rambo's back and there will be blood - The Boston Globe: A better headline would be "Rambo's Back and He's Had Cosmetic Surgery" or "Rambo's Back and He's BE-A-U-TIFUL."

The Face of Power

It's nice to know that whoever the next president is (sans Hillary), they have metrosexual written all over their face. I can accept foundation is a way to make you look human under heavy lights but once you add camouflage concealer you're using maybelline for men.

Blood pen

Here's something useful you can do with all that fluid that seeps out of you after liposuction: Blood pen.

Bling Your Invisalign

Thanks to Tiffany Edwards and her company Jawels you can now add bling to your invisalign. As a person who has spent countless hours blasting food bits from his braces I can honestly say I don't understand this fashion statement. Unless you're five inches away from the person's mouth the little jewels look like yesterday's breakfast stuck to your teeth.

Breast Implants for Men

There is no doubt that plastic surgery is a form of body modification just like cutting your hair, tattoos, or getting braces. But we all differ when it comes to drawing that fine line between what's allowable and what isn't.

Case in point: Lane Jensen (lanejensen.com).

Just recently Lane decided to get breast implants for the little woman tattooed on his leg. As much as I like tattoo art, I'm not a fan of tattoos - much like injectable fillers they don't age well. But that's a moot point. Putting little breast implants into your already chicken-like legs just isn't a good look. If I were forced to put little boobies in any part of my body it wouldn't be in the middle of my spindly prison legs. Sorry Lane - your legs are no better.

For better or worse Lane's body rejected the little tiddy bitties and he had them removed. Maybe next time he should have a medical doctor insert them properly and not a doctor of divinity (or whatever clearance you need to be a body mod specialist).

As a side note: if I were to get breast implants for the tattoo on my leg I would at least shave that leg. There is nothing less sexy than a pair of hairy breasts.

Can Joan Collins Shut Her Eyes?

Joan Collins looks good for being in her 70s but this recent photo of her is a little scary. Can your skin be tightened to such a point that you can't close your eyes?

Photo Credit - www.dailymail.co.uk

Paris Hilton Meet Mr. Meaty

I can only hope someone has taken Photoshop to this picture of Paris Hilton because she looks just like a character from the Nickelodeon show "Mr. Meaty". Quite honestly she even has her bangs styled the same way. Put a little eyeliner on the muppet and the resemblance would be scary.

Photo Credit - www.nick.com