Sunday, December 30, 2007

Breast Implants for Men


There is no doubt that plastic surgery is a form of body modification just like cutting your hair, tattoos, or getting braces. But we all differ when it comes to drawing that fine line between what's allowable and what isn't.

Case in point: Lane Jensen (lanejensen.com).

Just recently Lane decided to get breast implants for the little woman tattooed on his leg. As much as I like tattoo art, I'm not a fan of tattoos - much like injectable fillers they don't age well. But that's a moot point. Putting little breast implants into your already chicken-like legs just isn't a good look. If I were forced to put little boobies in any part of my body it wouldn't be in the middle of my spindly prison legs. Sorry Lane - your legs are no better.

For better or worse Lane's body rejected the little tiddy bitties and he had them removed. Maybe next time he should have a medical doctor insert them properly and not a doctor of divinity (or whatever clearance you need to be a body mod specialist).

As a side note: if I were to get breast implants for the tattoo on my leg I would at least shave that leg. There is nothing less sexy than a pair of hairy breasts.

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