Sunday, December 30, 2007

Breast Implants for Men


There is no doubt that plastic surgery is a form of body modification just like cutting your hair, tattoos, or getting braces. But we all differ when it comes to drawing that fine line between what's allowable and what isn't.

Case in point: Lane Jensen (lanejensen.com).

Just recently Lane decided to get breast implants for the little woman tattooed on his leg. As much as I like tattoo art, I'm not a fan of tattoos - much like injectable fillers they don't age well. But that's a moot point. Putting little breast implants into your already chicken-like legs just isn't a good look. If I were forced to put little boobies in any part of my body it wouldn't be in the middle of my spindly prison legs. Sorry Lane - your legs are no better.

For better or worse Lane's body rejected the little tiddy bitties and he had them removed. Maybe next time he should have a medical doctor insert them properly and not a doctor of divinity (or whatever clearance you need to be a body mod specialist).

As a side note: if I were to get breast implants for the tattoo on my leg I would at least shave that leg. There is nothing less sexy than a pair of hairy breasts.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Can Joan Collins Shut Her Eyes?

Joan Collins looks good for being in her 70s but this recent photo of her is a little scary. Can your skin be tightened to such a point that you can't close your eyes?

Photo Credit - www.dailymail.co.uk

Friday, December 7, 2007

Paris Hilton Meet Mr. Meaty

I can only hope someone has taken Photoshop to this picture of Paris Hilton because she looks just like a character from the Nickelodeon show "Mr. Meaty". Quite honestly she even has her bangs styled the same way. Put a little eyeliner on the muppet and the resemblance would be scary.

Photo Credit - www.nick.com

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Joan Van Ark - Yikes!


Joan Van Ark is looking a little worse for the wear these days. Although the picture on the right is re-touched there's obviously some issues with her current look. Besides for being st etched a little too tight (strange wrinkles under her right eye) the bottom of her face is worn. Maybe one to many laser treatments on top of years of injectables?